JOKES :
Englishman 1 – “What was the final score in the football match this afternoon?”
Englishman 2 – “ Nil-nil” (0-0)
Englishman 1 – “ Oh, and what was the score at half – time?!
Announcement at a London airport:
“Will the passenger who has left their hearing aid at the British Airways check in desk please
come and collect it?”
After the famous boat race between Oxford and Cambridge, one of the mothers of the crew was
consoling her son.
“Don’t worry son, you were fantastic. You rowed faster than the others in your boat!”
Tell an Englishman a joke on Monday and he might laugh on Friday.lolzzz
Englishman 1 – “What was the final score in the football match this afternoon?”
Englishman 2 – “ Nil-nil” (0-0)
Englishman 1 – “ Oh, and what was the score at half – time?!
Announcement at a London airport:
“Will the passenger who has left their hearing aid at the British Airways check in desk please
come and collect it?”
After the famous boat race between Oxford and Cambridge, one of the mothers of the crew was
consoling her son.
“Don’t worry son, you were fantastic. You rowed faster than the others in your boat!”
Tell an Englishman a joke on Monday and he might laugh on Friday.lolzzz